I Have Over Three Hundred Confirmed Bugs

When someone criticizes your code, there's nothing more professional than responding with a Navy SEAL copypasta constructed entirely in Python. Sure, your code might not "function" in the traditional sense, but it definitely functions as a magnificent vessel for profanity. The nested function calls are practically poetry - if poetry was written by a developer who just discovered their production server is down at 3 AM. Technically works, passes all tests, and delivers exactly what was promised: pure, syntactically correct rage.