I Have Over Three Hundred Confirmed Bugs

Code review Function calls Syntax Defensive programming Profanity Nested functions Programmer rage Navy seal copypasta Code criticism

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I Have Over Three Hundred Confirmed Bugs

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When someone criticizes your code, there's nothing more professional than responding with a Navy SEAL copypasta constructed entirely in Python. Sure, your code might not "function" in the traditional sense, but it definitely functions as a magnificent vessel for profanity. The nested function calls are practically poetry - if poetry was written by a developer who just discovered their production server is down at 3 AM. Technically works, passes all tests, and delivers exactly what was promised: pure, syntactically correct rage.

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