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Nothing captures programming language stereotypes quite like this. C++ devs portrayed as muscular metalworkers because you need industrial-strength biceps to manually manage memory. Rust is just SpongeBob having an existential crisis because of the borrow checker. JavaScript gets the e-girl treatment (of course it does), while C is literally a dinosaur—ancient, powerful, and refuses to die. Python's the friendly nerdy emoji because it's approachable but sometimes too simplistic. And Java... well, Java is just a hollow shell of a programmer slowly withering in a corporate cave. After 15 years in this industry, I can confirm these are scientifically accurate.

Behold, the "ML Engineer" who discovered that Python sorts strings alphabetically instead of numerically! The horror! Next breaking news: water is wet. What we're witnessing here is the classic "I didn't read the docs but it's definitely the language's fault" syndrome. Python's sorted() is working perfectly—it's sorting ["9%", "83%", "25%"] as strings, exactly as it should when you give it strings. Pro tip for our aspiring "ML Engineer": try sorted([int(x.strip('%')) for x in a]) next time. Or maybe stick to Excel?

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