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Content include iostream Eint main() 01: printf ("Happy "); goto 04; 02: printf ("2024"); goto 06; 03: printf("Year "); goto 02; 04: printf("New "); goto 03; 05: printf ("n"); goto 01; 06: printf("!"); goto 05;

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Content -40 Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called "hardware'; those that you can only curse at are called software." - Anonymous

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Content mi.jobs Well-capitalized Seattle start-up seeks Unix developers Jeff Bezos Well-capitalized start-up seeks extremely talented CCUnix developers to help pioneer commerce on the Internet. You must have experience designing and building large and complex (yet maintainable) systems, and you should be able to do so in about one-third the time that most competent people think possible. You should have a BS, MS, or PhD in Computer Science or the equivalent. Top-notch communication skills are essential. Familiarity with web servers and HTML would be helpful but is not necessary. Expect talented, motivated, intense, and interesting co-workers. Must be willing to relocate to the Seattle area (we will help cover moving costs). Your compensation will include meaningful equity ownership. Send resume and cover letter to Jeff Bezos: mail: be..netcom.com fax: 206828-0951 US mail: Cadabra, Inc. 10704 N.E. 28th St. Bellevue, WA 98004 We are an equal opportunity employer. "It's easier to invent the future than to predict it." -- Alan Kay Q 82294

Why waste precious hand energy when you can automate your remorse? While normal students are developing carpal tunnel syndrome writing "I'm sorry" a hundred times, programmers are just like: "Let the machine do the tedious work." This is basically the origin story of every programmer—someone who was too efficient (or lazy) to do repetitive tasks manually. The beautiful irony is that we'll spend 45 minutes writing and debugging a program to save ourselves 5 minutes of work. Efficiency at its finest!