Trust The Compiler

Ah yes, the classic "become a data scientist in 50 days" roadmap. Master Python in 5 days, R in another 5, and calculus in a weekend. By day 41, you're predicting which passengers survive the Titanic—a task that's apparently more complex than learning an entire programming language. The most realistic part? The Titanic project sinking just like your expectations when you realize actual data science requires years of study, not a 7-week crash course.

Ah, the subtle art of variable naming! The code is identical, but the parameters tell the whole story. Regular programmers use boring old bar and baz - the placeholder variables straight from the CS textbook. But those cultured individuals with a Fubuki addiction? They've ascended to boo and kee - because why write functional code when you can inject your VTuber obsession into every line? The function still works exactly the same, but now your code review buddies know EXACTLY what you were watching instead of fixing those bugs. Priorities, people!

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