Trust The Compiler

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Trust The Compiler

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THE AUDACITY of this 8-year-old child asking the most DEVASTATING question in programming history! 💀 When she asks why the computer won't just add the missing semicolon if it knows it's missing, she's basically exposing the entire programming industry as a FRAUD. Seriously, why ARE we still manually adding semicolons like peasants in 2023?! The compiler sits there, SMUGLY pointing out our errors while refusing to fix them - it's like having a friend who tells you your zipper is down but refuses to look away. The child has unlocked forbidden knowledge that computer science professors don't want you to know!

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