Trust The Compiler

Content Ethan White ethanwhite 8 yo: We're learning to make websites at school. Me: Awesome, are you using Google Sites or something. 8 yo opens a text editor and types in 6 valid lines of html. Me: 8 yo: Dad, why are you crying? 03.04.18, 01:02 6'991 Retweets 36.1K Likes

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