The Scariest Kind Of Programmers

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Ah, the beautiful world of consulting firms where mathematical wizardry transforms two inexperienced interns into "senior experts" with a simple multiplication of the hourly rate. The meme perfectly captures that awkward moment when you're the project lead forced to pretend these kids fresh out of college who still have "Hello World" as their greatest achievement are actually worth $250/hour to your client. Meanwhile, the client is paying premium rates for what is essentially a glorified internship program where you're secretly the one doing all the actual work while simultaneously teaching these two how to use Git without destroying the repository. The circle of corporate life continues...

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