The Scariest Kind Of Programmers

Programming paradigms Object-oriented Data oriented Return oriented Code design Software architecture Programming styles Function returns Paradigm wars

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The Scariest Kind Of Programmers

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The programming paradigm hierarchy in its natural habitat. Object-oriented programmers confidently standing tall, data-oriented programmers clinging to them for support, and return-oriented programmers... well, they've fallen into the bucket and can't get out. Classic case of function returning to the wrong address space. That rabbit's not coming back with a value anytime soon.

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