The Scariest Kind Of Programmers

Content REDDIT WORKING MOTHERFNG PIECE OF MOTHERFNG S"T CT WHY THE FK WON'T YOU JUST... FKING ARSEFACE

Content Side-project There we are, nearly done. Just a few more hours and this thing will be up and running... Let's try out that new framework. just for fun... Starting another Side-Project, are we Yeah... Well no actually, I've nearly finished the other one so I just wanted to test out this other thing Oh wait, just had an ideo... CommitStrip.com

Content Flunked Out and Fired firedflunkie 36s It's a sensitive subject Artificiallntelligence Me: Hey robot, can you tell me what the cube root of 41063625 is? Robot: 345, fuckin light work bro Me: Nice. Hey robot, what is that thing over there? Is that a traffic light? Or a storefront? Is it a crosswalk? I can't tell, what is that thing? Robot: ... sobs mechanically ProgrammerHumor

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Your hacky code works because we convinced a fancy rock to do math. Let's not forget the crucial first steps though - we had to flatten said rock into a silicon wafer and zap it with electricity. Next time your janky regex actually matches what you want, thank the electrified pebble doing billions of calculations per second while having absolutely no idea what it's doing. It's like training a pet rock for the Olympics, except the rock doesn't even know it's competing.

Content WHICH MACHINE ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH?