They're Trying To Normalize Vibe Coding

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They're Trying To Normalize Vibe Coding

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OH MY GOD, they're evolving programming paradigms into the METAPHYSICAL REALM now! 😱 First, we had structured ways to code like procedural, functional, and object-oriented—you know, ACTUAL methodologies with RULES and LOGIC. But "vibe coding"?! SERIOUSLY?! That's just writing whatever garbage compiles while burning incense and listening to lo-fi beats! What's next? "Mercury Retrograde-Driven Development"? "Astrological Programming"? "Code by Feeling"?! I can't EVEN with this industry anymore. The Teletubbies are clearly more qualified than half the tech leads pushing this nonsense! 💅

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