Finally Reached The Limit Of Object Oriented Programming

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Finally Reached The Limit Of Object Oriented Programming

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What starts as a simple "model a car" assignment quickly descends into quantum physics. Just another day where inheritance hierarchies spiral out of control until you're implementing abstract quarks. And they wonder why the project is six months behind schedule.

Next week: implementing the String Theory interface because someone in management read about it in a magazine.

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