A brave stick figure stands on a cliff, boldly proclaiming "JAVA SUCKS" to a crowd of pitchfork-wielding Java developers who seem mildly interested. When pressed for reasoning, our hero doubles down with "BECAUSE OOP SUCKS," instantly transforming the crowd into an angry mob.
It's the programming equivalent of walking into a sports bar and announcing that the home team is garbage. Functional programmers sitting at home: "I taught him that move."