The Memories Of VB 6.0

Listen up, children! Gather 'round for tales of the ANCIENT TIMES! Back in the mystical era of VB 6.0, we didn't have your fancy object-oriented programming with inheritance hierarchies and polymorphic nightmares! NO! We wrote pseudo code that magically worked! Just slapped some spaghetti code together, hit compile, and BOOM—functioning software! No encapsulation, no abstraction, just pure, chaotic WORKING CODE! Those were the days when men were men and bugs were features! *dramatically wipes tear* The simplicity! The madness! The absolute HORROR of maintaining it years later!