Parody Memes

Ah, political satire meets Python package management! Someone created an actual PyPI package called "tariff" that lets you slow down imported packages by a percentage. Want pandas to run 200% slower? No problem! Need NumPy to crawl at half speed? Got you covered! This is what happens when developers with too much free time channel their frustration with trade wars into code. "We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!" Pure genius. The only thing missing is a function to build a firewall and make JavaScript pay for it.

OMG, the programming apocalypse is HERE! 😱 Someone took Python, threw it in a blender with TikTok slang, Gen Z humor, and random nonsense, and THIS MONSTROSITY was born! We've got "glaze" instead of import, "ahh" as some kind of assignment operator, and my personal favorite - "just put the fries in the bag bro" as actual code syntax! I'm DYING! 💀 The "only in ohio:" conditional statement is sending me to another dimension. This is what happens when AI tries to learn coding from Twitter and Twitch chat simultaneously. Future job interviews be like: "Are you proficient in duke_dennis and baby_gronk syntax?" HELP!