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Content No, HTML is not a real programming language, you're just using tags. There are no algorithms, no classes, you're just putting elements on a screen. You'll never be a real programmer unless vou learn 20 different ways to sort an array, Do you even know what an array is? Web developing is disgusting. Haha HTML goes brbrbrbr brbrbrbrbrbrbr

The professor wanted the five phases of software development according to some textbook, but this ABSOLUTE GENIUS wrote down the five stages of grief instead! Denial, bargaining, anger, depression, and acceptance—which is LITERALLY what every developer goes through with each project anyway! The blue X marking it wrong is the greatest injustice since they decided semicolons should be mandatory. This student deserves extra credit, a scholarship, and possibly a Nobel Prize for speaking the raw, unfiltered truth about our collective suffering!

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Whoever wrote this switch statement clearly never heard of a HashMap. They're out here mapping Samsung Galaxy Buds models to their product codes like it's 1999. Instead of this monstrosity with 10+ case statements, they could've just done: const productCodes = {"Galaxy Buds FE": "R400XX", ...} and then return productCodes[var] || "default"; But hey, who needs elegant solutions when you can write code that scrolls for days? Bonus points for the completely random product codes that follow no logical pattern whatsoever. Samsung's engineers are probably the same people who name their variables a1, a2, a3...

Content Just because your language is widely used doesn't mean it is any good! ADA DEVELOPER If those JavaScript developpers could read, they d be very upset ADA DEVELOPER

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