First They Came For The Em Dashes

THE AUDACITY of this DIY genius! 💅 That's literally a circuit board with joysticks masquerading as a gaming controller! When your wallet screams "NO" but your gaming addiction whispers "find a way," you end up performing SURGERY on electronics! The financial trauma of gaming peripherals has driven this poor soul to create Frankenstein's controller from what appears to be spare parts. Budget gaming at its most DESPERATE and BRILLIANT!

Content Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work... 20. That's weird... 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky in your data. 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? 1. It works on my machine.

Content Taras Kaduk taraskaduk Nov 28 My spouse (an artist, not in tech), working her way through a C class (part of Digital Arts curriculum). 1: Let me know if you need help She: Will do 2 hrs later I: How's it going? She: Fine. I'm cheating 1:??? She: I google for stuff I don't know Do I tell her? 67 17 570 4.4K ProarammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The audacity of that worker node! 💀 Imagine surviving a catastrophic crash in Kubernetes land only to have the master node - the LITERAL OVERLORD of the cluster - shushing you like you're some peasant interrupting the royal court! That worker node is just sitting there like "guys, you won't BELIEVE what happened to me" while the master node is having an absolute meltdown because HOW DARE anyone disturb the sacred hierarchy of container orchestration?! The DRAMA! The TENSION! I'm absolutely deceased! 💀

Content I DON'T USE DEBUGGERS OSTARE DOWN UNTIL THE CODE CONFESSES

The circle of debugging life: introduce a bug, then heroically "fix" it by creating three more. That red error bar isn't a warning—it's a trophy for your commitment to job security. Nothing says "senior developer" like breaking your own code and then spending four hours fixing what worked perfectly yesterday.