May The Fourth Be With Your Stylesheets

Remember when we had specific terminology for different software components? Now marketing departments have decided everything is just an "app." Your compiler? App. Your operating system? App. That daemon running critical background processes? You guessed it—app. Next time someone asks what I do for a living, I'm just going to say "I make apps" and save us all 20 minutes of technical explanation that would've been ignored anyway.

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Content A 1 hour ago CS Teacher God-mode moment: Googled 'clock' or something to project at the front of the class. First result had a clock which was hard to see with white background, so I quickly opened up the inspector and added an tempoary inline css rule to make the body of the document turn black. Turned around and have the class of 9th graders are just staring at the 'magic' I performed. One of the students whispered under his breath, "Shhhit, the man just hacked Google." 1 then left the inspector open to remind them of my power.

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