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Ah yes, the web development journey in four panels. "Learn to make a website" - sure, sounds fun! "Add the HTML" - easy peasy, just throw some tags around. "Add the CSS" - and that's where the villain origin story begins. The fourth panel showing pure existential dread is basically every frontend dev at 2AM trying to center a div. HTML is your obedient puppy, but CSS is that cat that knocks your coffee onto your keyboard while maintaining eye contact.

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Content rlearnpython Posted by uanimo-sns 7h Please share something you made as a beginner. Would love to see what you made as a beginner. Thanks 4 51 J 39 Share BEST COMMENTS CertainBanana2 4h There's a NSFW website I used to br... youaintnogood 1h I created a program that increased CPU usage to 100 and set it on a schedule on a coworkers machine to run every Monday morning. Reply 4 28 carefully, he's a hero

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So this is why my code breaks in production. Turns out bugs aren't just randomly appearing—they're being strategically trained to give wrong answers and crash systems. That cockroach teacher asking "what is 2+4?" and getting "5," "9," and "8" as answers isn't incompetence—it's a feature! By the third panel, they've mastered the art of being consistently wrong and are ready for their mission: total programmer destruction. No wonder my perfectly working code suddenly can't do basic math in production. These little monsters have been preparing for this their whole lives.