The MySQL logo has been brilliantly transformed into "OurSQL" with a Soviet ushanka hat on the dolphin. Because in communist database design, you don't own the tables—the tables own you! Your data isn't private property anymore, comrade. SELECT * FROM your_secrets is now everyone's constitutional right. No more PRIMARY KEYs, only COLLECTIVE KEYs. And forget about user permissions—in OurSQL, everyone's a database administrator whether they know JOIN syntax or not.
Our SQL: Database For The People
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