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Asking regex to be normal is like asking a cat to fetch your mail. The screaming response of incomprehensible symbols is exactly what happens when you're desperately trying to validate an email address at 2AM while your deadline looms. That chaotic string of brackets, backslashes, and special characters isn't just regex being difficult—it's regex being its authentic self. And honestly, would we even recognize it if it made sense? The true developer rite of passage is writing a regex pattern, forgetting what it does, then being too afraid to modify it when it somehow works.

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Modern problems require modern solutions! The tweet perfectly captures the chaotic reality of AI-driven development in 2024. Instead of actually writing code, our protagonist is running a parallel tournament of AI models (ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Grok, and DeepSeek) and letting them duke it out for supremacy. The punchline "It's me" hits hard because secretly, many of us have done this exact algorithmic gladiator match when faced with a tricky problem. Who needs Stack Overflow when you can make five AIs fight to the death for your approval? The brutal efficiency of this approach is both genius and slightly unhinged—exactly how the best code gets written.