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Content Job DetailsDescription Job Description Develop Windowsbased C application software for test and measurement equipments. Develop new featureGUI to allow customers to fully maximize the potential of the Megger equipments (mainly relay test equipments, circuit breakerrecloser test equipments and instrument transformer test equipments). Work with Sr. Software Developer to design and develop new software to control the test instrument Work with Sr. Software Developer to measure the performance, characteristic and proper operation of software while controlling the device under test. Proven track record of achieving reliable and quality software within scheduled timing Use external measurement devicesscopes to perform satisfactory testing of hisher software Experienced of developing multithreaded software Possess creativity in using software to solve problem Communicate well with other engineers and managers Flexible and open to support Sr. Software Developer and work as a team member to solve highly critical issues Work with multiple mediumsized project in parallel Mentor and provide guidance so smaller tasks can be assigned to Junior Software Developer and be accomplished with expectations Qualifications QualificationsRequirements 310 years experience of developing C Windowsbased application software Five years developing multithreaded software preferably with US environment Indepth knowledge of object oriented programming Ability to troubleshoot sophisticated applications and provide a proper solution to remedy the issues Have a bachelor degree in Computer Engineering or Computer Science Knowledge of TCPIP communications Proven track record of accomplishing reliable software within scheduled timing Preferred Qualifications Understanding how relay testing and measurement equipments work would be a plus Master degree in Computer Engineering andor Computer Science Seniority Level Entry level Industry Electrical Electronic Manufacturing Information Technology Services, Computer Software Employment Type Full-time Job Functions Engineering, Information Technology

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OMG, the sacred pre-holiday server ritual! 🙏 IT professionals literally PRAYING to the server gods before abandoning their precious babies for a week. "PLEASE DON'T CRASH WHILE WE'RE GONE! WE BEG YOU!" Because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like getting emergency calls about the production server catching fire while you're trying to open presents. The absolute DESPERATION in those hands pressed against the racks! That's not tech support—that's a full-on religious experience with a side of existential dread! 💀

The universal tech support secret that we'll never admit to non-technical people: turning it off and on again solves like 80% of all problems. Someone asks how you fixed their mysterious computer issue? You just give them that knowing smirk while professionally presenting the restart button like you just performed digital surgery. The confidence with which we deploy this ancient technique is directly proportional to how little we actually understand what went wrong. But hey, if clearing the RAM and reinitializing all processes fixes it, who needs to know the root cause? Ship it.

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