The Ultimate Digital Punishment

Content Contribute code to the Fox News and Fox Business iOS, tvOS and watchOS projects Write idiomatic Swift code that is clean, readable and maintainable WHAT YOU WILL NEED BS or higher in Computer Science or related field 8 years experience in iOS Development using Swift Portfolio of iOS apps in the App Store A deep understanding of mobile ad technologies and concepts (VAST, MAP) Experience with the following SDKs: - Google Mobile Ads SDK Google Interactive Media Ads SDK (IMA) Experience with header bidding solutions (Prebid.js, Amazon, Index) Swift Programming language Swift is a general-purpose, multi-paradigm, compiled programming language developed by Apple Inc. for iOS, iPadOS, macOS, watchos, tvOs, and Linux. Swift is designed to work with Apple's Cocoa and Cocoa Touch frameworks and the large body of existing Objective-C code written for Apple products. Wikipedia Stable release: 5.2.3 April 29, 2020; 46 days ago Preview release: 5.3 branch Typing discipline: Static, strong, inferred First appeared: June 2, 2014; 6 years ago OS: macOS, Darwin, Linux, FreeBSD, Windows MeL My 6 years of GOS dev experience

The eternal Microsoft licensing labyrinth claims another victim! Anyone who's survived a Microsoft audit knows this pain - trying to decipher their deliberately cryptic licensing rules is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while someone keeps changing the colors. After days of reading contradictory forum posts, conflicting official docs, and getting different answers from every MS rep, this admin finally reached enlightenment: "Screw it, I'm doing it my way." The beautiful simplicity of "one server, one license, two VMs" is the IT equivalent of finding inner peace. The best part? That defiant "Here are my 4 licenses for 4 servers with 8 VMs" stance. It's the sysadmin equivalent of telling the IRS "here's my math, fight me."

Microsoft wants $80 for Visual Studio? *dramatically removes sunglasses in horror* But wait! Subscription services for games? Xbox Game Pass? Ubisoft+? PlayStation Plus? Even the ESA (Entertainment Software Association)? *puts sunglasses back on coolly* The duality of developers: outraged at paying for coding tools while happily throwing money at gaming subscriptions. The compiler judge you silently.

Content Never let your computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

Content 4.074 Kids these days will never know the struggle 0 4996 of cc32e17.exe Completed Saving: cc from ito netscape.com 00000000000000 Estimated time left 39 years 889 MB of 180 MB copied) Download to D MOther stuffDownload:cc32e47. exe Transfer tale: 4.61 KBSec Close this dialog bow when download completes Open Open Folder cancel spiletta42 This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you'd sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn't use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you'd come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

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