The Ultimate Digital Punishment

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The Ultimate Digital Punishment

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Oh, the digital sadism! This is a brilliant parody of the "50 Shades of Grey" erotic novel, but with a truly horrifying tech twist. Installing Windows 8 on someone's laptop is basically the software equivalent of waterboarding. That UI with those massive colorful tiles and the missing Start button was the OS that made Linux users point and laugh. Even Microsoft eventually had to admit defeat and rush out Windows 10 to save everyone from this tile-based nightmare. That's not punishment—that's a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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