The Ultimate Digital Punishment

Content Can you make a Windows version? No, I can't. I would have to quit my job, go to school to learn Windows development, then spend months making it, so no. Also, Windows sucks. Can I suggest a feature? No. Can you fix a bug? No. Can I contact you for anything about this app? No. I will not respond. Is this app still in development? No. Why? I've had enough of entitled Roblox kids.

The ultimate irony - a physical NVIDIA truck that could actually crash, unlike its software counterpart which... wait, no, that crashes too. Anyone who's spent hours troubleshooting black screens after a driver update knows that prayer to the GPU gods is standard procedure. The truck is just NVIDIA's way of physically manifesting what their drivers do to your system every other update.

Content Or. Command Prompt ..Windows PowerShell Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture ME: ACS STUDENT ingfip. They're the same picture.

Nothing says "we take security seriously" like posting your admin credentials on a sticky note that ends up on national TV. That sign literally says "For Microsoft Session We Use Operator Password: Sab001" and then goes on about personal credentials for other systems. Some poor IT admin is having a heart attack right now while frantically resetting passwords across the entire organization. The best security system in the world, defeated by a post-it note and a camera crew. Classic example of why your security policy should include "don't write passwords where millions can see them."

The absolute PEAK of dad joke programming humor! A dinosaur comedian delivers the most catastrophically painful pun in the universe: "Why do Astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space!" 💀 It's simultaneously SO BAD it's physically painful yet SO GENIUS I can't even handle it. The double meaning is just *chef's kiss* - actual spacecraft windows would cause explosive decompression, while Microsoft Windows would cause... well, equally catastrophic system failures. The dinosaur's smug little face in the third panel knows EXACTLY what crime against humor it just committed.

Content How to fix any computer The Oatmeal http:theoatmeal.com Windows Step I. Reboot Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step 2 Step a. Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows. Lose all your files. Quietly weep. Apple Step I. Take it to an Apple store. Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step 2. Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep. Linux Step 1. Learn to code in Ct. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a gant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks) Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a n Step a. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep.