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That torn piece of paper with handwritten IP addresses and login credentials is the true legacy system of every IT department. When your entire infrastructure depends on that one scrap that's been through coffee spills, desk moves, and now mouse erosion. The paper has reached its EOL before the systems it documents! The final stage of DevOps maturity: replacing your paper mousepad with actual documentation before it physically disintegrates beneath your RGB gaming mouse.

Someone asks about your RAM specs and you hit them with "32GB" like you're Vin Diesel showing off a supercar. The confidence. The swagger. The complete disregard for the fact that you're still running Chrome with 47 tabs open and your system is already wheezing. 32GB used to be overkill, now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and Docker simultaneously without your laptop trying to achieve liftoff. But sure, flex on 'em anyway.

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