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Google: "Create a strong password with a mix of letters, numbers and symbols" Me: *types "ChuckNorris"* Google: "Password is too strong" That's not a bug, it's a feature! Chuck Norris doesn't need special characters—he IS the special character. Password strength meters just surrender when they encounter his name. The system isn't broken; it's just acknowledging that no hacker would dare attempt to breach an account protected by the roundhouse kick of passwords.

Content BILLY! WHaT HavE You DOnE?! I refuse to use the agreed upon code standard for the group project shotgun.load( SRGRAFO

You copy the exact code from the documentation, hit run, and suddenly you're staring at an error message telling you that what you just did is forbidden. Turns out "demonstration purposes" is developer-speak for "this will absolutely break in production but it makes for a clean screenshot." Documentation writers love pulling this move—they'll show you the simplest possible implementation that violates every best practice known to humanity, then slap a tiny disclaimer at the bottom that you'll only notice after you've already committed it to main. No error handling, hardcoded credentials, synchronous calls blocking the entire thread... it's all there, beautifully formatted and completely unusable. The real kicker? Half the time the "correct" way isn't even documented. You're just supposed to magically know that the example was a trap.

Content Aaron Patterson tenderlove 2- Follow I like to add and M any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug RETWEETS 2.115 2,442 721 AM 20 Apr 2016

This code is peak developer therapy. When your C++ program crashes, it doesn't just fail silently—it vents . The first handler randomly blames an imaginary esoteric language (malbolge, brainfuck, or lisp) for your problems, while the second handler perfectly captures the existential dread of pointer manipulation. The comment "TODO: add more languages to make fun of" is the cherry on top—because even in our error handlers, we maintain a proper backlog. The developer who wrote this has clearly reached the "humor as coping mechanism" stage of programming.

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