Takes Six Or Seven Lines Of Code

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Takes Six Or Seven Lines Of Code

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When you're told to learn a new programming language and it's just C with a silly little hat on. "skibidi main", "yapping", "bussin" - seriously? This is what happens when the marketing team decides they need to make programming "hip with the kids." Next they'll have us writing yeet_exception() and no_cap_boolean. At this point, just embrace the chaos and wait for the TikTok programming language where all variables must be declared with dance moves.

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