Universal Truths Of Software Development

The universe has a sick sense of humor when it comes to code. That beautiful algorithm you crafted at 2 AM with perfect variable names? Gone in the next sprint. Meanwhile, that horrific spaghetti monstrosity you wrote during a caffeine-induced panic attack is now your company's "mission-critical infrastructure." And don't get me started on that feature you meticulously documented that's collecting digital dust while the bug that only manifests during client demos is practically sentient at this point. It's like Murphy's Law got a Computer Science degree.