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The Cake Is A Lie
Security C++ Programming Debugging
6 days ago 49.6K views 0 shares
The Cake Is A Lie
Ah, the classic "use-after-free" vulnerability just got real-world consequences! While normal humans talk about wanting to have their cake and eat it too (an impossible situation), our programmer dude immediately translates it into memory management speak. A use-after-free vulnerability happens when a program continues to use a pointer after it's been freed, potentially leading to crashes, data corruption, or even remote code execution. Basically, this guy's brain is so deep in debugging mode that he can't even have a normal conversation without turning it into a technical analysis. His relationship status? It's complicated... just like his codebase.

When Worlds Collide: BIOS Edition
Hardware Programming
8 days ago 60.3K views 0 shares
When Worlds Collide: BIOS Edition
When your computer knowledge betrays you in the wild. Someone saw "BIOS" lit up in a building and immediately thought it was full of tech nerds tinkering with Basic Input/Output Systems, only to realize it's probably just a biotech company or biology lab. The classic case of seeing the world through your professional lens. Next they'll be wondering why the "RAM" store doesn't sell computer memory.

My Flirt Skills (Or Lack Thereof)
Programming Git Gamedev Unity
20 days ago 112.9K views 0 shares
My Flirt Skills (Or Lack Thereof)
The neural pathways of a developer's brain have evolved to interpret everything through code-colored glasses. When normal humans hear "Let's create a game together," they think of flirting. Meanwhile, the developer's brain short-circuits and immediately jumps to "Unity or Unreal Engine? I'll set up the Git repo tonight!" No wonder dating profiles don't have a field for preferred programming language - it would be the only thing we'd fill out properly.

When Your Tech Brain Hijacks Reality
Hardware Windows
1 month ago 84.1K views 0 shares
When Your Tech Brain Hijacks Reality
Someone saw a building with "BIOS" lit up in the windows and immediately thought it was a gathering of hardcore IT professionals, only to realize it's just a New Year's decoration that reads "2018" backward. The classic case of tech brain taking over your perception of reality. When you've spent so many hours tweaking boot settings that you start seeing BIOS everywhere—even in innocent holiday decorations. The digital equivalent of seeing faces in electrical outlets.

Heart Broken
Programming Algorithms Math
2 months ago 92.4K views 0 shares
I Heart U vs. I OR U
Oh sweet heavens! Normal humans see "I ❤️ U" as a declaration of affection, but computer science people? They're having an existential crisis because they're reading the NOT ("!") in front of it! 😱 Their romantic lives are FOREVER CURSED by seeing love notes as conditional statements! Dating a programmer is basically signing up to have your Valentine's card interpreted as a truth table!

I Won'T Stop
Programming Backend
2 months ago 119.5K views 0 shares
I Won'T Stop
Even kidnappers have their limits. Imagine being the poor soul who thought they'd scored a ransom, only to endure a three-hour lecture on the elegant efficiency of B-trees versus the practical applications of hash tables. They're not throwing you out the window—they're yeeting you back to society before you start explaining why linked lists are actually underrated. The real hostage situation was them being trapped with a programmer who finally found a captive audience.

Me Everytime Igo To Best Buy
Hardware Networking Security Programming
2 months ago 131.6K views 0 shares
Me Everytime Igo To Best Buy
The eternal struggle of every IT professional at electronics stores. That moment when the Best Buy employee innocently asks "Do you need help?" and your brain immediately switches to superiority mode. You've spent the last decade debugging kernel panics and configuring RAID arrays—of course you know the difference between HDMI 2.0 and 2.1! You didn't spend four years getting a CS degree to be asked if you've tried turning it off and on again. The internal monologue is deafening: "I could probably fix their POS system faster than they could sell me this overpriced HDMI cable." Yet we still go there... every... single... time.