Database Relations Before Human Relations

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The corporate data science dream team standing around watching one guy with Excel do all the actual work. Classic case of "we hired seven specialists with fancy titles to stare at a hole while the person who's been using VLOOKUP since 2003 actually solves the problem." This is why your company's $2M data infrastructure still ultimately feeds into someone's spreadsheet that crashes every third Thursday. The Excel guru probably makes half what the AI consultants do, but knows where all the bodies are buried in your database.

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The duality of development in one perfect image! Frontend work is like a peaceful day in the meadow—just you and some cute components playing in the sunshine. Then there's backend development... suddenly you're in a post-apocalyptic hellscape with mutant data structures trying to eat your face off while everything burns around you. Yet somehow you're still expected to cradle that same codebase with the same gentle care. The glasses getting knocked off is the chef's kiss—that's your sanity leaving the chat when you realize your database just went nuclear.

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Why actually learn SQL when you can just insult everyone else's intelligence instead? The classic developer shortcut: when in doubt, blame others! Nothing says "I'm totally competent" like calling database experts names while secretly Googling "what is a JOIN statement" for the fifth time today. The true mark of a 10x developer is their ability to deflect, not their ability to query.