Database Relations Before Human Relations

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Database Relations Before Human Relations

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When your date asks about relationships but your brain immediately jumps to database cardinality. Sure, I could tell you about my ex, OR I could explain the subtle differences between one-to-many and many-to-many table associations! The look of confusion when you start drawing ER diagrams on napkins instead of writing down your phone number. Dating tip: maybe save the normalization lecture for the second date.

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