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Someone's job security strategy is absolutely chef's kiss . Instead of writing clean, maintainable code, they've created a function that always returns 2, labeled it as "job security," and then made two helper functions that literally copy memory addresses to change the return value. Nothing says "I'll never be fired" like writing code that only you understand and using memcpy() to overwrite function implementations instead of, you know, just changing the original function. Because why write one line of code when you can write twenty that require a hazmat suit to maintain? Bonus points for the "NEVER call this function" comments that scream "I'm the only one who knows which landmines not to step on." Pure evil genius at work here.

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This meme perfectly captures the hilarious contrast between scientists and developers when it comes to naming things. Scientists are literally crying over chemical nomenclature, insisting that a benzene ring with a methyl group must be called "toluene" and follow strict naming conventions. Meanwhile, developers are just chilling with their GitHub repo called "oobabooga" for a text generation tool, completely unbothered by naming standards. Why spend hours debating proper terminology when you can just slap "oobabooga" on your AI project and call it a day? Naming things might be one of the two hardest problems in computer science, but clearly some devs have found the ultimate solution: embrace the absurd!

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The AUDACITY of developers to feel like GODS among mortals because they fixed a bug THEY CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE! 🙄 The emotional journey from "I fixed a bug today" to the devastating revelation that it was "my own" is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Then the SHEER DELUSION of asking "am I a genius?" followed by that smug self-congratulatory "I really can't say, but yes" is the most accurate portrayal of developer narcissism I've ever witnessed. We're literally celebrating not setting our own houses on fire after playing with matches! The bar is on the FLOOR, people!

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