I Won'T Stop

This is Obsidian's way of saying "Are you really sure you want to enter the Hotel California of text editors?" The Vim confirmation dialog is basically the digital equivalent of those warning signs before roller coasters that say "People with heart conditions should not ride." Obsidian knows once you enter Vim mode, there's a 90% chance you'll be frantically Googling "how to exit vim" in about 30 seconds. That red warning text might as well say "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" because nothing says user-friendly like an editor where the most searched command is how to quit the damn thing. It's the text editor equivalent of a relationship status: "It's complicated."

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[text] Working on my bartending skills for when Al takes away my programming job

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Content blind I was on a large org meeting and went off camera to accept an offer over phone. I realized midway through that I was unmuted and the entire engineering org heard me accept another job offer (roughly 300 people. Am I ducked? My manager hasn't said anything yet. Edit: I was kicked out of the meeting and realized after the phonecall was over (the meeting was still ongoing, it was at the halfway point I realized. Edit 2: Manager scheduled a meeting today (day after). Edit 3: I was fired, effective immediately. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Home We need to design our UI to be as simple to use as possible. Meet the new Media Player Fuck it, make a giant green head with the settings located in his ears.