I Won'T Stop

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Content 09: 7 a Thread Computer programming Follow Topic Stop Recommending JD Long Mastication I just read through an answer on stack overflow and was like, "dang, that's a really through answer and I learned some stuff" and got down to the bottom as saw this. answered Nov 12, 2014 at 17:54 JD Long 58.1k 55 198 287 22:02 22 Sep 22 Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 872 Likes 17 JD Long CMastication 11h It's not obvious to me that I'm learning faster than I'm forgetting at this point. fwiw, here's the SO answer. It's effectively a Pandas 'transform" answer. Tweet your reply

Content When you remove a completely useless function which absolutely does nothing through out the program Your compiler: nurhan haten

Ah, the infamous RFC 1149 (IP over Avian Carriers) - the networking protocol we never needed but definitely deserved. Some network engineer looked at carrier pigeons and thought "yeah, that's reliable infrastructure." The punchline here is brutal - a dead bird labeled as "packet loss." When your ping times are measured in hours and your data packets can be taken out by neighborhood cats, maybe fiber optic isn't so bad after all. Still better uptime than some cloud providers I've worked with though.

Content Well now there is no need for you to be so rude my god 1 thought girls like bad boysespecially bad IT boys with total disregard to support tickets Ohhh baby keep talking what else you doing that's bad Sometimes I just kill the Java process instead of shutting it down gracefully Oh my god I'm there

When the 22-year-old intern suggests we should "vibe code" instead of writing proper documentation and tests. Listen kid, I've been debugging spaghetti code since before you were born. I've seen codebases that would make you cry. There's no "vibing" in production—only tears, caffeine, and Stack Overflow. The only thing "vibrating" here is my patience as it rapidly approaches zero.