My Flirt Skills (Or Lack Thereof)

Dating programmers Social skills Developer life Coding brain Miscommunication Nerd problems

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My Flirt Skills (Or Lack Thereof)

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The neural pathways of a developer's brain have evolved to interpret everything through code-colored glasses. When normal humans hear "Let's create a game together," they think of flirting. Meanwhile, the developer's brain short-circuits and immediately jumps to "Unity or Unreal Engine? I'll set up the Git repo tonight!" No wonder dating profiles don't have a field for preferred programming language - it would be the only thing we'd fill out properly.

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