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When your cat becomes the lead security auditor for your .env file. Nothing says "production-ready" quite like having your database credentials, API keys, and OpenAI tokens scrutinized by a creature that knocks things off tables for fun. The cat's judging every line: "POSTGRES_PASSWORD=postgres? Really? You're basically begging to get hacked. Also, why are you storing OpenAI keys for file generation, translation, AND hint generation? Pick a lane, human." Meanwhile, there's a tiny crochet developer buddy on the desk providing moral support, because apparently even inanimate objects have better code review skills than most junior devs. The real question is: did the cat approve this environment configuration, or is it about to paw-close vim without saving?

Content Kat Maddox ctrIshifti developer: so i have good news and bad news manager: what's the good news? developer: i've discovered that the "5 second rule" only applies to food manager: and the bad news? developer: i dropped our tables 5:00 21 Jan 21 Twitter Web App 359 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2,323 Likes