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The desperate plea of every developer trying to get a straight answer from an AI. That moment when you've spent 3 hours crafting the perfect prompt, only to receive a hallucinated API response that would make a JSON validator commit seppuku. The modern equivalent of "I'll do your homework if you just show me how to solve this one problem." Except now your mortgage payment depends on getting valid data without a single curly brace out of place.

Content Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand." - Martin Fowler 6:07 PM 23 Apr 21 Buffer 340 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,736 Likes 17 shazaq Shazaq03 - 4h Replying to CodeWisdom Programmers who code in assembly: 17 14

Ah, the sweet innocence of AI coding assistants. You ask them to fix one simple bug, and they happily fly away while your codebase explodes in the background. Twenty years in this industry and I've learned one truth: the only thing more dangerous than a junior dev with admin access is an AI confidently "helping" your code. The smug little face says it all - "My work here is done!" Meanwhile, you're left explaining to the product manager why the login button now launches nuclear missiles. Classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

Content Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but no one knows why. In our code, theory and practice are combined: nothing works and no one knows why.

Content SALES: WE WANT TO ADD A NEW FEATURE ME: Okay, shouldn't take long. Between an hour and, um, 11 months.