Average Developer's Dating Experience

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Average Developer's Dating Experience

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Dating as a developer is like debugging without documentation - painful but occasionally educational. Sure, she ghosted you faster than a failed Jenkins build, but hey, at least someone outside Stack Overflow now understands Java's entry point! That small victory almost makes up for eating microwave ramen alone tonight while contemplating whether relationships are just another stateful system you can't properly maintain.

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