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When Your Spam Bot Accidentally Sends Its Resume

8 hours ago 122.9K views 0 shares

When Your Spam Bot Accidentally Sends Its Resume

Imagine ordering a pizza and receiving the recipe instead. That's exactly what happened here—a spammer accidentally sent their entire Python script rather than the actual spam message. It's like a magician tripping and revealing all their tricks mid-performance. The code is a beautiful disaster of Postmark API calls, email batch processing, and error handling that was never meant to see the light of day. It's the digital equivalent of a bank robber dropping their detailed heist plans and ID at the crime scene. Somewhere, a junior hacker is getting fired while their senior is questioning their life choices. The ultimate "reply all" mistake of the cybercriminal world.

The Usual, Sir? Yes Please

Webdev Security

5 days ago 69.4K views 0 shares

Ah, Gmail. Like that bartender who knows your poison before you even sit down. "The usual, sir?" Yes, another serving of those sweet, sweet authentication emails you didn't request, sprinkled with a dozen newsletter subscriptions you tried to cancel three years ago, garnished with that one important email buried under 47 promotional offers. And just as you try to say "Actually, I'd like something different today," Gmail cuts you off with "Unfortuna-" because it already knows the answer is no, you can't escape your digital fate. Your inbox is your life now.

The Requirements Are Right There

Programming Webdev Devops Agile Backend

14 days ago 101.6K views 0 shares

Nothing triggers existential dread quite like that "let's schedule a call" response to your perfectly crafted, bullet-pointed email. You spent 45 minutes documenting exactly what you need, only for someone to suggest a meeting that will inevitably waste an hour of your life while they ask questions already answered in your email. The classic dev-to-dev communication breakdown – where writing things down clearly is somehow less effective than awkward Zoom small talk. Next time just send a carrier pigeon with "READ THE DAMN EMAIL" tattooed on its wings.

Oh No Oh No

AI Backend

17 days ago 58.6K views 0 shares

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Microsoft In 2025

Microsoft Windows

26 days ago 201.5K views 1 shares

Microsoft's email client strategy in one perfect Spider-Man meme! Three identical products pointing at each other in confusion: Mail, Outlook, and "Outlook (new)" – the corporate equivalent of git-branch-naming-hell. By 2025, we'll probably have "Outlook (new) (FINAL) (ACTUALLY FINAL) (v2)" because apparently Microsoft's product team operates like my project directory structure. The real supervillain here isn't Thanos, it's Microsoft's product versioning strategy.

Bulletproof Malicious Email Test

Security Networking Testing

1 month ago 173.1K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of IT departments thinking I'm going to waste precious seconds of my life clicking on their little "test" phishing emails! 💅 Honey, I've evolved beyond your security theater—I'm not clicking suspicious links because I'm not clicking ANY links! My inbox is basically a digital cemetery where emails go to DIE. Can't fail the security test if you never open your mail in the first place! *hair flip* It's called EFFICIENCY, sweetheart!

The Great Email Privacy Apocalypse

Frontend Webdev Programming Debugging

1 month ago 159.3K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of sending an email to EVERYONE in the BCC field with their emails FULLY VISIBLE! 💀 This is the frontend developer's nightmare incarnate! While backend devs worry about database crashes, we're over here having panic attacks about proper email etiquette and UI disasters! That poor Iconfinder team just accidentally doxxed their entire mailing list because someone couldn't figure out how to use the "To:" field correctly. The digital equivalent of showing up to a presentation with your fly down and toilet paper stuck to your shoe SIMULTANEOUSLY! This is why we frontend people obsess over every pixel and user interaction—because when we mess up, EVERYONE can see it!

What's Your Identity Theft Name?

Security Programming

1 month ago 154.6K views 0 shares

Nothing says "cybersecurity expert" like revealing your email password to generate a cool hacker name! Next up: protect your Bitcoin with your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on. The perfect security strategy for those who think "Matrix background = elite hacking skills." This is basically every tech-illiterate movie producer's idea of how hacking works. Just type faster and wear a hoodie!

Phishing Attack Immunity Through Digital Hermitage

Security Testing

1 month ago 117.2K views 0 shares

Phishing Attack Immunity Through Digital Hermitage

The ultimate security strategy: complete email avoidance. While companies spend thousands on phishing awareness training, this genius discovered the impenetrable defense—never checking emails at all. Can't fail a phishing test if you're living in digital isolation! Your IT security team hates this one weird trick. Meanwhile, the boss is proudly shaking hands with someone who's not avoiding phishing emails through skill, but through sheer negligence of basic job responsibilities. Task failed successfully!

When Phishers Can't Spell Microsoft

Security Microsoft

2 months ago 220.6K views 0 shares

Nothing says "legitimate email" like a password reset from r nicrosoft.com. Phishing scammers putting the "R" in "Really bad at impersonation" since forever. The yellow highlight is basically screaming "Hey look, I'm totally not suspicious at all!" Pro tip: if Microsoft can't spell their own domain name, they probably can't fix your password either.

The Perfect Stack: Love And Code

Webdev Security Programming Frontend Backend

2 months ago 234.7K views 0 shares

Of course the web dev showed up! He's the only one who actually saw the email because he deleted it from everyone else's inbox. Classic developer move - social engineering meets technical skills. The irony is beautiful - the quietest guy in the office turns out to be the one worth marrying. Meanwhile, the rest of the team probably still thinks they were excluded from the invite. Next level debugging of the social circle.

Draining The Cloud

Cloud Devops Programming

3 months ago 261.4K views 1 shares

Ah, the Environment Agency has finally figured out how clouds work. Apparently, if you delete your emails, rain will magically appear. Next they'll tell us turning off your WiFi prevents hurricanes. For those who missed the joke: The headline hilariously confuses digital "clouds" with actual meteorological ones. Data centers do use water for cooling, but deleting your 2GB of cat photos won't exactly solve the Thames running dry. Somewhere, a sysadmin is reading this while watering their server rack with a garden hose, "just to be safe."

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