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Ah, the eternal developer mantra: "It works on my machine!" – the universal get-out-of-jail-free card that drives product managers to the brink of insanity. When your code is held together by duct tape, caffeine, and that specific arrangement of lucky rubber ducks on your desk, of course shipping the entire workstation seems like the only logical solution. Why bother with reproducible steps when you can just FedEx your entire development environment? The product manager's face is basically every non-technical person who's ever had to translate "it works on my machine" into actual customer support. Meanwhile, the reasonable developer on the right is that one team member who actually documents their code and doesn't rely on 47 undocumented environment variables to make their application run.

Content Developers when there's a bug they've fixed before DAY PS I'm gonna have to google the shit out of this. BUNKS 020ZEWBVC-2-4802040-23-3 ProdrammerHumor.io

Content The 15 Stages of programming The beginning 1 have no idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault Debugging Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm going to play something! Happiness() 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

The legendary PSD rant—a sacred text among developers who've battled Adobe's Photoshop format. This poor soul's descent into madness is documented with surgical precision, from comparing PSD to a format so bad it would insult JPEG to fantasizing about launching specs into the sun. The comment escalates from professional frustration to cosmic vengeance with the eloquence of someone who's clearly spent too many nights debugging inconsistent byte alignments. It's basically the developer equivalent of a villain origin story.

Content want you to act as rubber duck so I can implement the "rubber duck debbuging" technique. Do not reply any response at all. Do not type code blocks or comments either. You must keep absolutely silent no matter what I say. Okay, I will act as a rubber duck and remain silent. I have a problem with my sequelize User model. It is generating fields names in both PascalCase and snakecase. The fields with this problem are build automatically by a many to many relation generator. (silent) O Try again

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