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Content Why would a fly land on something like this? Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap BEARS!! This is ridiculous! This must be fun! aws FREE TIER

The AUDACITY of AWS to present us with this regional dragon lineup! US-WEST-1 and US-EAST-2 looking like they'll devour your entire infrastructure budget while calculating your egress fees, and then there's US-EAST-1... the derpy dragon that hosts half the internet but crashes more than my ex's computer! SWEETIE, we all know we should diversify across regions for resilience, but we STILL put everything in US-EAST-1 because we're MASOCHISTS who enjoy the thrill of random outages taking down half the internet! It's like choosing the adorable idiot dragon to guard your priceless treasures because "aww, look at its cute little tongue!" 💸🔥

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper The AWS status page right now.. GIF I'LL JUST PUT THIS OVER HERE... WITH THE REST OF THE FIRE. 22817, 1:40 PM 264 RETWEETS 296 LIKES

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Even billionaires aren't immune to the classic cloud computing blunder. Somewhere in AWS headquarters, a monitoring alert is screaming while Bezos' net worth plummets by the millisecond. The true cost of forgetting to terraform destroy your test environment. This is why DevOps engineers wake up in cold sweats at 3am wondering "did I turn everything off?"

Job description: "Must be expert in Kubernetes, Terraform, AWS, Ansible, Argo, Python, Helm, Docker, Grafana, Vault, and whatever else we discover next week." Actual job: "Here's a Jenkins instance from 2013. Don't break it." The classic bait-and-switch of modern DevOps. They lure you in with promises of cutting-edge infrastructure, then hand you the digital equivalent of a museum artifact held together with duct tape and prayers. Six months in, you're still trying to figure out why production depends on a Perl script written by someone who left during the Obama administration.