The Quick Call Conspiracy

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The Quick Call Conspiracy

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That moment when your coworker suggests a "quick call" to discuss something you've already meticulously documented in an email with bullet points, code snippets, and three supporting diagrams. Nothing says "I didn't read a single word you wrote" like forcing you into a 45-minute meeting that could have been a 30-second scroll. The modern workplace equivalent of watching someone deliberately stick their hand in a crab trap.

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