The Great Notification Reversal

Someone literally got </head> and <body> HTML tags tattooed on their neck and back. Because apparently, proper semantic markup isn't just for your code anymore—it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE. The commitment to web standards is absolutely unhinged and I'm here for it. Nothing says "I live and breathe HTML" quite like permanently inking closing tags on your actual human body. The tattoo artist probably charged extra for the forward slash. And yes, before you ask, the opening tags are presumably somewhere we can't see, because even tattoo placement needs to follow proper HTML structure or the browser—I mean, your body—won't render correctly. 💀

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Content 1 hr. ago Also, unless you are higher up or in a more creative programming, a lot of those positions will be Al in a few years.... 4 vote Reply Share NullSurplus 48 min. ago Nah, that's not even close to true. AI is as close to taking over programming jobs as toddlers are. 40 Reply Share 31 min. ago Awwwwww cute. Do you actually work in IT or an adjacent field? They are being eliminated as we speak. Case and point, my friend just narrowly saved her job by being promoted to senior level programmer, and all entry level positions were replaced by their construction site based Al photo detection they all helped code. Sorry to burst your bubble. 4 Vote I Reply Share

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Someone searched for RAM on Amazon and got Daft Punk's "Random Access Memories" album instead. Because apparently Amazon's search algorithm thinks you're looking for sick beats at 6000 MHz instead of actual computer memory. The best part? It's got "32 GB" and "6000 MHz" specs listed like it's legit hardware. At $469.99, it's probably still cheaper than actual DDR5 these days though. Props to whoever set up this listing with those product specs—they knew exactly what they were doing.