The Great Notification Reversal

Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can vou start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

Behold the magnificent ReverseSign() function that single-handedly brought down an entire postal system! Instead of the elegant return -d , some genius decided to check if the number is negative, make it positive, and then... subtract it from itself and multiply by 2? That's like driving to the grocery store by first going to Mexico, then Canada, then back home. The real horror is that this cosmic abomination of code was responsible for financial calculations that sent innocent people to prison. Imagine having your life destroyed because someone couldn't grasp the concept of a negative sign. This is what happens when you let people who failed "Programming 101" write mission-critical financial software. Fun fact: This code is so bad that it fails for the number 0 (which doesn't change sign) and introduces potential overflow errors. It's like building a nuclear reactor with duct tape and wishful thinking.

Content I GOT MY FIRST CONTROVERSIAL POST DID YOU SAY THE N WORD? Tabs are better than spaces DUDE... SAYING THE N WORD WOULDVE BEEN LESS CONTROVERSIAL SRGRATO

Content Global scope or something idk I'm not a programmer Jo

Content Fake Dunning kruger effect 1 I'm so great I'm pretty good but know my limitations Confidence I know nothing None Average Competence Expert Real Dunning kruger effect

Ah, the beautiful delusion of aspiring game developers on Reddit. A collage of clueless questions from people who think making the next Fortnite is just a weekend project away. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm these are the same questions we've seen since the dawn of time: "What laptop should I buy?" (As if hardware is the barrier), "Should I quit my job?" (Yes, because indie game dev pays so well), and my personal favorite: "I'm making an MMO on the blockchain" (Translation: I have no idea what I'm doing but buzzwords sound cool). The harsh reality? The difference between asking "How do I learn game development?" and shipping a game is roughly 10,000 hours of soul-crushing work. But sure, a pacifier and a dream is all you need.