The Unfortunate Word Break Incident

Backend developers looking at CSS like it's some cursed ancient artifact that might summon demons if handled incorrectly. The sheer disgust on that pirate's face says it all - he'd rather walk the plank than deal with margin collapsing or flexbox. Typical backend attitude: "I can build an entire microservice architecture, but don't ask me to center a div."

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The correct answer is right there, but let's be honest - after 15 years of web development, I've spent far more time making love to my keyboard at 2AM trying to center a div than actually writing proper semantic markup. The real HTML experience is less about HyperText and more about hoping that markup language doesn't completely fall apart when you add one more Bootstrap class.

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JavaScript: the caffeinated workhorse pouring itself into literally everything these days. Remember when we thought it was just for making annoying popup alerts? Now it's feeding the entire tech ecosystem like some kind of mandatory office coffee machine. Frontend, backend, mobile, desktop, and even ML engineers are all drinking from the same pot whether they want to or not. The ultimate "write once, run everywhere" language finally happened, and it's the one we used to make fun of. The universe has a sick sense of humor.