The Unfortunate Word Break Incident

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Content AskReddit EI CM 14h What is just a placebo effect but most people don't realize? 53.2k 17035 comments L hibikikun 4479 8h Loading spinners on web pages. I once had a user complain to me a web app was too slow (and it was pretty fast). So I tested him by making the animation spinner spin much faster. He went to my boss to praise me how much faster the web app was. (spin.js is what i was using)

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Can't have relationship drama if you're in a committed relationship with your IDE! The beauty of programming is that your code doesn't ask "where this is going" at 2 AM, just throws syntax errors instead. The classic programmer's tradeoff: exchange human connection for the sweet dopamine hit of solving a bug after 8 hours of debugging. Sure, your friends are out there "living life" and "experiencing joy," but you've got something better—a perfectly organized folder structure and a terminal that actually listens when you speak. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of three monitors?

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! Above ground, we see a sad little developer trudging through a grassy wasteland, utterly ABANDONED at a funeral while everyone else is busy swooning over some happy couple. Meanwhile, BENEATH THE SURFACE lies the REAL party - where all the cool programming languages and tools (VS Code, Node.js, JavaScript, Java) are having the time of their lives! It's the perfect metaphor for our existence - suffering in silence while our code has more social interaction than we do! The crushing irony? We create these amazing tools that connect the world while we're too busy debugging to attend our friend's wedding. The digital basement dwellers creating everyone else's happiness! Such is the glamorous life we've chosen! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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