The Users Are Our QA Team Now

Content At this point, I'd like to take a-moment-to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format. PSD - is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an insult to other bad formats, such-as PCX or JPEG. No, -PSD is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks- now, my-hate-for PSD- has- grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns. If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do- both, in different places. It will then make-up- three more ways no sane human-would think of, and do those too. PSD-makes inconsistency an art-form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide that. these particular chunks-should-be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should. not be included in the size? Other chunks in-other places are either unaligned, or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD, of course, uses all three, and-more. Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic.of .your eccentric old-uncle-who-died.in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this-Rube Goldberg of a file format. Earlier, I tried-to-get-a-hold-of-the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them- consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in -blood. I can-only imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely ashamed-of having created- this abomination. I was naturally-not gullible enough-to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch them on a spaceship directly into the sun PSD- is not my favourite file format.

Content Programmer: Please insert an integer User: "Sixty-four"

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In the hallowed halls of knowledge, software programming sits right next to "unexplained phenomena" in the Dewey Decimal System. Coincidence? I think not! The library just confirmed what we've all suspected—code that works on the first try, disappearing bugs that reappear in production, and that one function nobody wrote but somehow runs perfectly... all supernatural events that defy scientific explanation. Next time your code works and you don't know why, just remember: you're not a programmer, you're a digital paranormal investigator.