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The ultimate CAPTCHA troll for developers! This fake "Select all animals that lay eggs" challenge is pure evil because technically dinosaurs evolved into birds, so ALL these images should be selected. It's the perfect security trap - select none and you're wrong, select all and the system probably expects you to pick zero because they're "dinosaurs." The subtle genius is that it forces you to choose between biological accuracy and what the algorithm wants. Classic computer-human miscommunication that makes you question your entire CS degree.

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The universe has a sick sense of humor. You'll stare at your IDE for hours with nothing but static in your brain, then suddenly—mid-shampoo—the solution hits you like a freight train. The bathroom is basically a compiler for human thoughts. Something about the combination of water, isolation, and the inability to reach a keyboard creates the perfect debugging environment. Nature's cruelest joke is that your best code is written in your head while you're nowhere near a computer.

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Remember when you joined that startup with the "fun culture" and "exciting codebase"? Six months of maintaining their spaghetti code built on vibes and Stack Overflow copypasta, and you're basically a walking advertisement for burnout. The transformation from bright-eyed developer to hollow-souled code zombie happens faster than you can say "technical debt." Your morning coffee has been replaced by pure desperation, and your Git commits now consist entirely of "please work" and "I don't know why this fixes it." Vibe coding: when documentation is just a cute suggestion and comments are for the weak.