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Content Employee claims she can't use Microsoft Windows for "Religious Reasons". gets IT to provide laptop with Linux. rAskHR Posted by u-puppy-guppy- 19 hours ago 6 Policy Procedures UPDATEGA Employee claims she can't use Microsoft Windows for "Religious Reasons" Original Post UPDATE: After many meetings yesterday with management, HR, legal, and IT we decided to give her a shot. IT is working to come up with a configuration for her that we will also make available to other employees who want to use it. HR and Legal felt that although she is able to request accommodations for a sincerely held religious belief, this would have been an undue hardship to the company and it would be ok for us to deny her request. But ultimately we decided that she can still fulfill job requirements without Windows! That's pretty much it. Thank you for all the helpful advice Reddit!

Looks like Microsoft found a way to make the Grim Reaper redundant! First, they proudly announce that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, then their Windows 11 update decides SSDs should retire early. Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like cutting the lifespan of your storage devices. Perhaps the AI misunderstood "planned obsolescence" as a feature, not a bug? Next update might just include a digital coffin for your entire system. At least now we know what KB stands for in those update codes - "Killing Bytes."

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When 99.2% of over 10,000 developers collectively say "no" to Microsoft understanding consent, you know something's deeply wrong. And they're absolutely right. Microsoft has perfected the art of asking permission while simultaneously ignoring your answer. Disabled automatic updates? Cool, we'll just "remind" you every 3 days. Declined the new Edge browser? Here it is anyway, pinned to your taskbar. Said no to Windows 11? Let's show you that upgrade prompt 47 more times. The poll results speak volumes: only 0.8% believe Microsoft respects user choices, while the overwhelming majority knows they'll be "reminded" whether they like it or not. It's not consent if "no" just means "ask me again later." That's just nagging with extra steps. Fun fact: Microsoft's approach to user preferences is basically the digital equivalent of a toddler asking "why?" until you give up. Except the toddler is a trillion-dollar corporation with root access to your system.

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