PC "Turned On" But Not Ready For Duty

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PC "Turned On" But Not Ready For Duty

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When your PC says it's "turned on" but you know you've got 15 minutes of Steam and Discord updates before anything useful happens. The digital equivalent of a president stepping off Air Force One for a photo op while the actual work hasn't even started. Your computer isn't ready—it's just posing for the cameras.

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