A Cursed Language Was Born Out Of Nowhere

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A Cursed Language Was Born Out Of Nowhere

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This is what happens when developers get bored at midnight. Some maniac just casually invented a cursed programming language by combining HTML syntax with kernel-level access and wrapped it in nonsensical tags. The best part? The horrified reaction from their friend who's watching this abomination unfold in real-time. It's like witnessing a car crash in slow motion, but with code.

The suggestion to "USE KERNELSCRIPT" at the end is just the chef's kiss of chaotic evil. This is exactly how programming languages nobody asked for are born - in Discord chats at 11:30 PM when someone's brain has officially left the building.

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