Seems Pretty Convincing

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of password systems! First, they have the NERVE to tell you your password is wrong THREE TIMES IN A ROW. Then, when you're finally ready to throw your device into the nearest volcano, they force you to reset it. BUT WAIT! The final betrayal - "New password can't be old password." EXCUSE ME?! I literally just spent 20 minutes remembering that password, and now you're telling me I can't use it?! Shrek's face perfectly captures that moment of pure, unadulterated rage when the system basically says "I know exactly what your old password is, I just won't accept it." The digital equivalent of someone holding your keys above your head while you jump for them! 😤

First DevOps engineer with fur. Rabbit's hopping on the keyboard somehow initiated a Cloudflare WARP download. Security through unpredictability - can't hack what even the admin didn't authorize. Bet the rabbit's network latency is now measured in hops per second. At least it didn't deploy to production.

The eternal dance of users forgetting passwords and sysadmins shrugging helplessly! Proper password storage means even admins can't see your actual password - they can only nuke it back to factory settings. That's not incompetence; that's security by design . Your password should be a one-way hash buried so deep that even the database admin is just staring at a cryptographic salad. If your IT person CAN tell you your password, update your resume immediately because that company's security is more vulnerable than PHP without input sanitization.

Ah yes, the classic "fix" that fixes nothing. Committing your .env file to Git is like putting your house keys under the welcome mat and posting the address on Twitter. Sure, your code errors are gone... along with your database credentials, API keys, and whatever shred of respect your senior dev had for you. But hey, ship it.

Ah, the classic "$10,000/hour AWS bill of doom" scenario! This comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your AWS keys have been chilling in public longer than that Minecraft world you've been building. 🙃 The best part? That well-meaning onboarding where someone tells you to rotate keys every "3-6 months" and you're like "totally, absolutely, 100%" while mentally filing that under "things I'll definitely forget until catastrophe strikes." Cloud security is just like flossing - everyone knows they should do it regularly, but somehow we're all too busy playing Minecraft to remember until our teeth (or AWS account) are on fire. 🔥💸

Ah, the sacred scrolls of developer archetypes. The Barbarian who worships C and recites man pages is just your average Unix greybeard who thinks anything after Perl is heresy. The Rogue is basically every crypto bro with questionable ethics and a VPN. Wizards are those mythical 10x developers whose code is so advanced no one can maintain it after they leave. Clerics are the TDD zealots who'd rather write tests than actually ship anything. And Druids? Just sysadmins who've spent so much time in server rooms they've started identifying as network packets. I've worked with all five. The Druid still owes me $20 and insists I call him "FoxTail69" at happy hour.