Hiding From The Homies

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Hiding From The Homies

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That awkward moment when you go "Invisible" on Discord to avoid helping your friends debug their spaghetti code, but they still somehow sense your digital presence like some kind of coding Jedi. Going invisible is basically the digital equivalent of hiding in your closet while pretending not to be home when someone knocks. "You have no idea where I am" – yeah right, buddy. Your IDE is literally pushing commits to GitHub as we speak.

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