Hiding From The Homies

Content bool isEven(int x) switch(x) Case return true; case 1: return false; break bool isEven(int x) while (x 1) - 2 if (x: 0) return true; else return false; bool isEven(int x) if (x 2 0) return true; else return false; bool isEven (int x) return x 1;

The four horsemen of tech career desperation! When the code stops compiling and the paychecks might follow suit: Plan A: Become a crypto day trader. Because nothing says "stable income" like watching green and red candles while having seven heart attacks before lunch. Plan B: Professional gambling. Trading Stack Overflow reputation for actual poker chips. The odds might actually be better than debugging that legacy codebase. Plan C: Find a rich elderly partner. Swapping "dependency injection" for just "dependency." Hey, explaining what an API is for the 47th time is still easier than explaining why your PR broke production. Plan D: Become a drug kingpin. From distributing packages via npm to... well, distributing "packages." At least the user feedback is more consistent.

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Content "I can't belive that anti-vaxxers think that a few google searches can make up for years of college.' Entire software community:

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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Follow V COME JOIN OUR ROCKSTAR ENGINEERING TEAM cut to an office where 4 developers are sat with headphones in, looking deeply morose, no-one is smiling FREE SNACKS a half empty box of stale doughnuts lay under a pile of paperwork 3:14 AM - 14 Mar 2018 711 Retweets 3,044 Likes