The Users Are Our QA Department

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The stark contrast between how artists and programmers interact is painfully accurate. Artists dance around with false modesty while programmers just openly roast each other's code and nod in agreement. Nothing builds camaraderie in tech quite like mutual acknowledgment that your codebase is a dumpster fire. It's not self-deprecation if it's objectively true. The real programming interview question should be "how comfortable are you with someone calling your life's work 'the worst f***ing code they've ever seen' and you just replying 'yep, sounds about right'?"

Content Brian Kendig 9:56 AM HALLO How are y'all this morning? 9:58 AM Always wondering what day of the week it is. Brian Kendig 10:03 AM func whatDayIsToday() - String return "Tuesday" There, you can use that. 10:03 AM it fails 67 of the time Brian Kendig 10:03 AM I tried it several times this morning and it worked every time

The name's Bond. Technical Debt Bond. Licensed to deploy untested code directly to production. That "007" isn't just a cool spy number—it's a scoreboard: 0 tests, 0 documentation, and 7 critical vulnerabilities that would make Q have a nervous breakdown. The only thing more dangerous than facing a villain with a laser is maintaining this codebase next week when everyone's forgotten how it works. Shaken, not unit tested.

Content Ta ProgrammerHumor 12d therelFixedit EXCEPTION IN Indentation error. Good luck figuring out where. Here is the exact class and method where things went wrong, folloned by the exception it bad, And here is how this method was called all the way from the beginning of the thread. As long as you recognize your classes and methods, you should be fine. 9,642 447 Comments m tProgrammerHumor 12d exception YouMeanError EXCEPTION IN A 2.0k OH, SO YOU JUST HAD SOME EXCEPTIONS IN THE CODE DONT WORRY, WE GOT YOU COVERED JUST ADD SOME PARENTHESES IN LINE 67 KILL YOURSELF 4 16.9k J L 462 Comments 4.2k

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