The Users Are Our QA Department

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The Users Are Our QA Department

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Nothing says "I trust my code" like pushing straight to production at 4:16 AM. Why waste time with QA when your paying customers can find bugs for free? It's the ultimate efficiency hack—your users are basically unpaid interns with admin privileges. The best part? When everything inevitably crashes, you can just blame it on "unexpected user behavior" while frantically rolling back commits at 4:17 AM. Who needs sleep when you can have the adrenaline rush of watching your Slack notifications explode?

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