The Four Stages Of Debugging Grief

Content Open fs Promises API 160 ysulyma opened this issue on Apr 30, 2019 4 comments May be fixed by 173 Frikster commented on Oct 19, 2023 fs-extra has promises and uses graceful-fs under the hood. A third-party library fixing and using a third-party one that fixes a native one. fs-extra adds file system methods that aren't included in the native fs module and adds promise support to the fs methods. It also uses graceful-fs to prevent EMFILE errors. It should be a drop in replacement for fs. Stay tuned and soon there will be a problem with fs-extra that means it will cease to be a drop in replacement for fs . So then we'll need a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library to fix fs . A library being a drop-in replacement for a library that was supposed to be a drop-in replacement for a built-in library which should've worked in the first place Node.is ecosysten

The fossilized remains of a developer who DARED to ask for a code review! ☠️ Honey, some say he submitted his PR during sprint planning and turned into LITERAL DUST while refreshing GitHub notifications. The archaeological evidence suggests he waited through THREE COMPANY RESTRUCTURES and a complete rewrite of the codebase before finally perishing. His last words were reportedly "just a quick review plz" sent via Slack at 4:59pm on a Friday. Tragic, yet completely avoidable if literally ANYONE on his team had bothered to look at his branch. Pour one out for our fallen comrade! 💀

The classic "it works on my machine" defense, followed by the inevitable bloodbath when QA gets their hands on it. That moment when your perfectly functioning code suddenly develops sentience and chooses violence the second it touches a tester's machine. No amount of unit tests can prepare you for the mysterious environmental variables on Dave from QA's laptop that somehow still runs Windows Vista "because it's stable."

Content Me making the commit and pushing it before my colleagues, so l don't have to deal with merge errors B N

Content Supervisor: Remember the format you're supposed to comment when committing to GitHub? Me: Yes. Supervisor: Then why did vou write "Cool changes" here?

Chrome using 24MB just to display an empty HTML page is like watching someone eat an entire pizza as an "appetizer." The browser's like "What? This is just me warming up!" Meanwhile, your RAM is filing for emotional distress. Next time someone asks why your laptop sounds like it's preparing for liftoff, just point to Chrome's tab collection.