Development hell Memes

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this meme! Daydreaming about coding is like planning a vacation to Hawaii - all sunshine and cocktails in your head. But the REALITY? It's more like being stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a broken laptop and 47 compiler errors! The fantasy of writing elegant, beautiful code vs. the soul-crushing despair when your semicolon-missing nightmare refuses to compile for the 17th time. And don't even get me started on how I've spent HOURS making memes about not coding instead of, you know, ACTUALLY CODING. The procrastination is just *chef's kiss* exquisite!

The eternal developer graveyard of unfinished projects claims another victim. That suggestion to "finish your last project" might as well be suggesting cold fusion or dividing by zero. The look of pure existential dread says it all - we don't start projects, we merely begin permanent relationships with GitHub repos we'll eventually ghost. That folder labeled "projects" on your drive is basically a digital hospice where good intentions go to flatline.