Fixing Errors Is Scary

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When given the choice between proper multi-line comments /* */ and just spamming single-line comments // // // // , developers consistently choose chaos. It's not laziness—it's a lifestyle choice. The satisfaction of hammering that forward slash twice is just too powerful to resist. Plus, who needs structure when you can create a beautiful staircase of comment slashes that perfectly represents your declining code quality?

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The entire codebase is literally being held up by a single senior developer who's mentally checked out and counting down the days until retirement. Meanwhile, the junior "vibe coders" keep stacking more features on top like they're playing architectural Jenga. That legacy code is one resignation letter away from a catastrophic production failure. Spoiler alert: nobody's documenting anything.

Ah, the classic corporate cycle of doom! The business team frantically pedals around screaming "fix this now!" while simultaneously jamming sticks into their own wheels by scheduling endless meetings and rejecting actual solutions. Then they have the audacity to act shocked when everything crashes spectacularly. It's like watching someone unplug their computer and then complain that their email isn't working. The only thing moving faster than their unrealistic deadlines is their ability to avoid accountability.

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