Fixing Errors Is Scary

The evolution of developer workflow in the AI era has officially reached its final form. No longer satisfied with merely coding or debugging, we've graduated to the elite practice of begging our AI overlords to fix our catastrophic mistakes. That desperate "please undo everything I just did" message to Codebase while the AI silently judges your life choices is the true modern development experience. Remember when we thought Stack Overflow copy-paste was the peak of programming? Those were simpler times.

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Who needs a fancy degree when you've got StackOverflow and a concerning caffeine addiction? The modern developer's education consists of frantically Googling error messages at 2AM, copying GitHub solutions we don't fully understand, and somehow convincing both ourselves and our employers that we know what we're doing. The best part? We're getting paid while the med school grads are still paying off loans. Call it impostor syndrome or call it genius - either way, my code compiles... sometimes.

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Ah, the infamous triple authentication check! Because checking once if a user is authorized wasn't paranoid enough, so let's do it THREE times in nested if statements. It's like telling your crush "Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?" before believing they actually like you. The funniest part? This code would functionally be identical to a single authorization check. It's the security equivalent of locking your door, then checking it's locked, then checking again... while leaving your windows wide open. Somewhere, a senior developer is having heart palpitations looking at this redundant security theater.