Do You Trust The Hooded IDE?

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Do You Trust The Hooded IDE?

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When your IDE asks if you want to "Apply Code Changes" in the middle of debugging and shows up like a shady character in a hood... hard pass. Nothing says "I'm about to wreck your entire codebase" quite like mysterious prompts appearing when you're already knee-deep in a bug hunt. That little dialog box might as well say "Would you like me to introduce 17 new bugs while fixing none of your current ones?" The Flash is all of us - immediately rejecting that nonsense with zero hesitation.

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