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Some Games Are Really Too Long

Project management Software development Burnout Development hell Enterprise Scope creep Project estimation Progress

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11 months ago 258,468 views 0 shares

Some Games Are Really Too Long

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That crushing moment when your progress bar hits 30% after you've already sacrificed three weekends and fifteen cups of coffee. The exact same feeling applies to large-scale software projects—you think you've conquered the mountain until Git informs you there are 47 more branches to merge. Enterprise Java projects are basically designed to make grown developers cry like this child. The real tragedy? That remaining 70% is where all the undocumented legacy code and unexpected requirements live.

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