Some Games Are Really Too Long

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these system shutdowns! Your laptop and that poor confused emoji are BEGGING to stay alive, but that dictatorial Overwolf app is like "NOPE, not today sweetie!" 💅 Meanwhile, your precious unsaved code is hanging by a thread! That one rebellious gaming overlay that decides YOUR WORK isn't as important as ITS update. The digital equivalent of someone unplugging your life support to charge their phone! And the worst part? NO ONE ASKED THE TERMINAL! That poor, neglected command line never gets a say in anything! TRAGIC!

Ah yes, the classic "my tests pass in isolation" syndrome. The soldier in camo is proudly directing deadly weapons away from the sleeping person, congratulating himself on his amazing unit tests. Meanwhile, production code is getting absolutely shredded by edge cases that the tests never bothered to check for. Sure, your function works great when you pass it exactly what you expect... shame users don't read your mind and follow your undocumented assumptions.

Content Software Catalog Fall 1991