Project Manager Has No Clue What's Happening

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Project Manager Has No Clue What's Happening

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That face when your PM has absolutely no idea what's happening with the junior devs but needs to report something to the senior team. The grimace says it all - somewhere in the codebase, a junior is implementing a sorting algorithm with 17 nested for-loops while another is committing directly to production at 4:59 PM on Friday. Meanwhile, the PM is just trying to figure out how to spin "complete chaos" into "experiencing some minor technical challenges."

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