Frontend Dev Vs Backend: The Blame Game Monster

Blame game Code review api bugs Development hell Team dynamics It works on my machine

Backend Programming Debugging Frontend Webdev

8 months ago 222,275 views 0 shares

Frontend Dev Vs Backend: The Blame Game Monster

frontend-memes, backend-memes, debugging-memes, blame-game-memes, code-review-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the eternal blame game. That terrifying red demon is basically every backend developer when the frontend folks casually suggest their pristine code isn't the problem. After 15 years in this industry, I've witnessed this exact scenario play out weekly—complete with the backend dev transforming into a mythological rage beast. The funniest part? Both sides are usually running the same broken API call, but somehow it's always "working on my machine." Meanwhile, DevOps is in the corner eating popcorn watching the carnage unfold.

More Like This

I'm sure this has been done before. I'm about as quick as python. 😅

Backend Python

3 years ago 44.8K views 0 shares

I'm sure this has been done before. I'm about as quick as python. 😅 | python-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I write in C because it's faster than Python. But do the program gotta be that fast? . imgtip.com ProgrammerHumor.

Password

Backend Webdev Security Frontend

2 months ago 240.2K views 0 shares

Password

So you're telling me my password needs 20 characters, uppercase, lowercase, a number, special characters, a kanji, a hieroglyph, the 100th digit of pi, AND the first codon of my DNA... but sure, let me just click "Sign up with Google" instead. Security theater at its finest. They make you jump through hoops like you're protecting nuclear launch codes when you're just trying to sign up for a random SaaS tool you'll forget about in two weeks. Meanwhile, they'll probably store it in plaintext anyway. The real kicker? That "Sign up with Google" button that makes all those requirements completely pointless. Why even bother with the password field at this point?

Where Is Backup?

Backend Networking Security Devops Cloud

5 months ago 357.3K views 0 shares

Where Is Backup?

The ultimate sysadmin nightmare in four panels! First guy panics: "Server has crashed. Where is backup?" Second guy's face says it all when he realizes the backup is... wait for it... "On the server." It's that gut-wrenching moment when you discover your disaster recovery plan has a single point of failure. Like keeping your only house key inside your locked house. The digital equivalent of storing your umbrella exclusively for use during floods... in your basement.

SQL is usually all you need

Backend Databases

1 year ago 57.4K views 0 shares

SQL is usually all you need | sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content SOL EXPERT PEOPLE LEARNING THINGS LIKE NOSQL, BIG DATA, DATA LAKES I used to be "with it". But then they changed what "it was. Now, what I'm with isn't "it" and what's uff" seems weird and scary to me TEL It'll happen to you!

Context is important

Backend

2 years ago 16.6K views 0 shares

Context is important | api-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content USERS ARE SPENDING TWICE AS MUCH TIME ON YOUR SITE APIS ARE TAKING TWICE AS MUCH TIME TO LOAD imoflio.com

I Just Gave My Girlfriend Agood Sql

Backend Databases

1 year ago 43.0K views 0 shares

iJustGaveMyGirlfriendAGoodSql | data-memes, sql-memes, IT-memes, query-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content SOL f Sick Quick Lick (SQL), noun: when a female's partner's feeling under the weather and not up for regular sexual intercourse, the SQL is a reliable way of defusing tension and satisfying multiple parties. Simply perform normal cunnilingus (or fellatio, with more tongue action) until completion. Ideally, it should only be a few minutes, lest the SQL turn into SOL (Sick Overtime Lick) and the receiving party becomes SOL. Also, apparently a data query language or something I caught a nasty cold the other day, so I just gave mygf a good SQL ProarammerHumor.io