The Expectation Vs. Reality Of Running Your Code

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The Expectation Vs. Reality Of Running Your Code

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The AUDACITY of the universe! One second you're sitting there, coffee in hand, with the PURE CONFIDENCE of a rockstar coder about to witness your masterpiece in action. The next second? BOOM! Your compiler SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE with more errors than there are stars in the galaxy! 900 errors from 800 lines?! That's like having MORE problems than actual code! The mathematical IMPOSSIBILITY of it all! Your computer isn't just telling you that you failed—it's telling you that you've somehow broken the LAWS OF PHYSICS with your terrible code! And yet... we'll fix one error and try again because we're GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT! 💀

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