The Expectation Vs. Reality Of Running Your Code

When your SaaS business is running on a shoestring budget, but security is just a suggestion! Nothing says "enterprise-grade" like storing your entire user authentication data in the browser's local storage where anyone with F12 and 3 brain cells can access it. Firebase auth tokens just chilling in plain sight like they're sunbathing on a public beach. Password security? More like "password suggestion." Who needs proper backend authentication when you can just hope nobody knows how to open dev tools? This is what happens when "move fast and break things" meets "I learned coding from a $12.99 Udemy course that was 80% off."

Content when you find what the problem with vour code is after 6 hours of debugging and realise it's a spelling mislake made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Microsoft Visual Studio 0 There were build errors. Would you like to continue and run the last successful build? Yes No Do not show this dialog again One day, somebody will intentionally click "yes."

Content Programmer on vacation, still thinking about the bugs.

The universal debugging strategy that's been passed down through generations of developers. Why waste time understanding the root cause when you can just hit refresh and pray to the coding gods? Sometimes the bug actually disappears, reinforcing this terrible habit for another decade. It's like checking if the fridge light is still broken by opening and closing the door 47 times.

Ah, the GitHub language breakdown for side projects – where BASIC somehow makes up 11.1% of your codebase despite not touching it since 1997. Let's not forget the 9% Beef (a real language, but probably just your angry comments), 6.5% Rust because you watched that one YouTube tutorial, whatever "मादरचोद" is (probably what you shouted at 3 AM when nothing compiled), C89 from that algorithm you copy-pasted, and Albanian because... why not? The remaining 56.3% is just unclassified Stack Overflow snippets you're hoping nobody notices. Side projects: where programming languages go to either die or reproduce uncontrollably.