Fix One Bug, Spawn Seventeen More

You're trying to move a feature you barely understand into production, and your support system is basically a human pyramid of questionable reliability. Your senior is at the bottom (probably on their phone), Claude and Gemini are doing the heavy lifting in the middle, your cursor is there for moral support, and somehow a 12-year-old StackOverflow thread is the one actually keeping everything from collapsing. The best part? You're at the top pretending you know what you're doing while everyone below is desperately trying to keep you from falling. Modern development in a nutshell: standing on the shoulders of AI assistants, outdated forum posts, and one senior dev who's probably questioning their life choices. At least nobody's reading the documentation—that would be too easy.

Content Himanshu sudowick Coding is all fun until you come across an Error that's not on stackoverflow now you have to read full documentation

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck I gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Tell someone you want to be a doctor, and they'll throw you a party. Tell them you want to be a programmer, and they'll start planning your funeral. The coding life comes with its own special blend of caffeine addiction, existential Stack Overflow searches at 2AM, and the crushing realization that your entire career will be spent fixing problems that wouldn't exist without programmers in the first place. But hey, at least we get to wear the same hoodie five days in a row without judgment!

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