Fix One Bug, Spawn Seventeen More

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Debugging Programming Testing

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Fix One Bug, Spawn Seventeen More

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The AUDACITY of programming to betray us like this! 😤 You fix ONE measly error and suddenly your computer is basically Satan's playground with SEVENTEEN new problems?! The law of conservation of bugs is REAL, people! For every error you squash, the universe manifests a dozen more just to maintain cosmic balance. It's like debugging is actually feeding a gremlin after midnight. And that smug little troll face in the last panel? That's the universe laughing at your pain while your computer spontaneously combusts. The developer experience in its purest form - absolute CHAOS wrapped in a blanket of false hope.

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