One Bug Fixed, Six More Discovered

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The bathroom analogy for concurrency primitives is both disturbing and perfect. When you're learning about thread synchronization, no textbook explains it this clearly. Just imagine a senior dev dropping this knowledge bomb during standup while maintaining eye contact. Now you'll never forget the difference - mutex locks the whole bathroom while semaphores let a fixed number of threads do their business simultaneously. Bet your CS professor never made it this memorable.

The eternal dance of software development in four panels! The customer complains about slowness, and the developer responds with a deadpan "ok" - classic engineering apathy. But then, plot twist! The developer actually optimizes the code for 200% performance improvement, and instead of celebration, the customer's response is pure product management energy: "great now we can add more features." This is why we can't have nice things in tech. You optimize the codebase only for it to become a justification to pile on more technical debt. The performance gains aren't for user experience—they're just to make room for more bloat!

Ah, the classic technical debt masterpiece! Two construction workers building a brick wall that's completely misaligned and chaotic, captioned with the most dangerous phrase in software development: "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later." This is basically every sprint planning meeting where the product manager needs features yesterday. The wall represents your codebase - structurally questionable but somehow still standing. Those crooked bricks? That's your hastily written functions that somehow pass the tests. Spoiler alert: "later" never comes. Six months from now you'll be explaining to new hires why there's a comment that says "// TODO: Refactor this nightmare before 2018".

Content robinkim.eth swaglord 420 2 Follow The first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. He then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wth??

Content Fix the bug Delete the automated test that caught the bug