Development environment Memes

The iceberg of developer productivity! That tiny visible tip labeled "Actually Writing Code" represents the 15 minutes of actual coding you do in a day. Meanwhile, lurking beneath the surface is the massive time-sink monster called "Setting Up The Local Environment" - that hellscape where you spend 7 hours fighting dependency conflicts, configuring Docker containers that refuse to play nice, and Googling cryptic error messages that have exactly one result on StackOverflow from 2014 with no answers. The real programming job description should just be "Professional Environment Configurator who occasionally types a semicolon."