Development environment Memes

Ah yes, the surgical approach to debugging. When your code is so fragile that touching the keyboard might cause a cascading failure, plastic wrap becomes a legitimate development tool. Nothing says "I've given up on proper error handling" like treating your laptop like a crime scene. The best part? This is probably still more hygienic than most developer keyboards.

Ah, the eternal developer mantra: "It works on my machine!" – the universal get-out-of-jail-free card that drives product managers to the brink of insanity. When your code is held together by duct tape, caffeine, and that specific arrangement of lucky rubber ducks on your desk, of course shipping the entire workstation seems like the only logical solution. Why bother with reproducible steps when you can just FedEx your entire development environment? The product manager's face is basically every non-technical person who's ever had to translate "it works on my machine" into actual customer support. Meanwhile, the reasonable developer on the right is that one team member who actually documents their code and doesn't rely on 47 undocumented environment variables to make their application run.