Surgical Debugging Protocol

Technical debt Clean code Programming horror Code fragility Development environment Desperate measures Code mess Keyboard protection

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Surgical Debugging Protocol

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Ah yes, the surgical approach to debugging. When your code is so fragile that touching the keyboard might cause a cascading failure, plastic wrap becomes a legitimate development tool. Nothing says "I've given up on proper error handling" like treating your laptop like a crime scene. The best part? This is probably still more hygienic than most developer keyboards.

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