When The Senior Dev Says You Need A Mac To Code, So You Take It Literally

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The evolution of tech vocabulary is brutal! Back in the day, we had precise terminology like "application," "program," and "operating system." Now? Everything's just an "app." Need to compile code? There's an app for that. Running a critical system daemon? Just another app, bro. Even your meticulously crafted shell scripts? Yep, apps. It's like watching your carefully organized toolbox get dumped into a single drawer labeled "stuff that does things." The smug face in the corner is every marketing department that successfully convinced us precision is overrated. Who needs technical accuracy when you can have simplicity?

Someone just discovered the ultimate arbitrage opportunity in tech. Buy DDR5 RAM sticks for $510, harvest the chips, order three Mac Minis with base RAM, then pay Apple $400 to upgrade from 24GB to 48GB. Boom—you've essentially paid $910 for what would cost you $510 on the open market. Wait, that math doesn't work? Exactly. That's the joke. Apple's memory upgrade pricing is so astronomically inflated that people are genuinely considering desoldering RAM chips and performing surface-mount surgery on their Mac Minis. Because apparently that's easier than accepting Apple's "minor" $400 fee for 24GB of additional unified memory. The real kicker? Apple's unified memory architecture means you can't actually upgrade it yourself—it's soldered directly to the M-series chip. So you're stuck either paying the Apple tax upfront or living with whatever RAM you ordered. It's not a bug, it's a feature... of their profit margins.

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