When The Senior Dev Says You Need A Mac To Code, So You Take It Literally

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When The Senior Dev Says You Need A Mac To Code, So You Take It Literally

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The eternal Mac vs PC debate has claimed another victim. When told he "needs a Mac to code properly," this absolute legend took the most malicious compliance approach possible - using an actual MacBook as a mousepad while gaming on his Windows laptop. The irony is just *chef's kiss*. Ten bucks says he's writing some killer code in Visual Studio while his senior dev is still trying to figure out why Homebrew is broken again after the latest OS update.

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