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Content B 113 1, 205 103 . 153, 185 5, 131-132, 254 254 233 30 91, 232 54, 244 154 18, 153, 244. and-line 6, 158 ProarammerHumor.io INDEX ptrdifft type name 103, 147, 206 269 push function 77 pushback, input 78 put library function 161, 247 pute macro 176 putchar library function 15, 152, 161, 247 puts library function 164, 247 qsort function 87, 110, 120 qsort library function 253 qualifier, type 208, 211 quicksort 87, 110 quote character, 19, 37-38, 193 quote character, " 8, 20, 38, 194 )r carriage return character 38, 193 raise library function 255 rand function 46 rand library function 252 RANDMAX 252 read system call 170 readdir function 184 readlines function 109 reunise library function 252 recursion 86, 139, 141, 182, 202, 269 recursiv.-descent parser 123 redirection see inputoutput redirection register, address of 210 register storage class specifier 83, 210 relational expression, numeric value of 42, 44 relational operators 16, 41, 206 removal of definition see undef remove library function 242 rename library function 242 reservation of storage 210 reserved words 36, 192 return from main 26, 164 return statement 25, 30, 70, 73, 225 return, type conversion by 73, 225 reverse function 62 reverse Polish notation 74 ind library function 248 206

THE AUDACITY of this 8-year-old child asking the most DEVASTATING question in programming history! 💀 When she asks why the computer won't just add the missing semicolon if it knows it's missing, she's basically exposing the entire programming industry as a FRAUD. Seriously, why ARE we still manually adding semicolons like peasants in 2023?! The compiler sits there, SMUGLY pointing out our errors while refusing to fix them - it's like having a friend who tells you your zipper is down but refuses to look away. The child has unlocked forbidden knowledge that computer science professors don't want you to know!