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The only thing worse than being shot at? Someone pitching their "revolutionary app idea" with zero budget and expecting you to build it for exposure and a mythical share of future profits. That moment when you'd rather face armed soldiers than another person who thinks their "Uber but for dog walkers" concept is worth billions, yet they can't afford to pay you actual money. The best part? They always say "it's simple" right before describing something that would require a team of 20 engineers and six months of development. But hey, they're "idea people" - the hard part is already done!

CSS's most powerful trick: making cats conform to containers. The border-radius property creates those perfectly rounded corners that designers obsess over, and apparently, cats naturally adapt to them. Nature imitating web design, or web design imitating nature? Either way, this cat has mastered the art of fluid layout better than most junior developers. No media queries needed - just add cardboard.

The guy playing ping pong with a door handle instead of a paddle is basically all of us diving into a new programming language without bothering to read the docs first. Sure, you could spend three hours reading proper syntax and best practices, or you could just start hacking away and Google error messages as they appear. Who has time for documentation when there's a deadline tomorrow and Stack Overflow exists? Ten years in the industry and I still find myself doing this. The cycle never ends - new framework drops, copy-paste some examples, break everything, fix it somehow, and suddenly you're an "expert" giving talks about it.

Opera GX removed a literal egg from their codebase to save 18kb, then immediately put it back when users revolted. Somewhere, a product manager is explaining to executives why an image of breakfast food is a mission-critical feature. The most efficient code optimization would be deleting the entire browser, but then where would gamers get their RGB lighting?

Formal Bugs Bunny just murdered an entire generation of developers who can't code without their AI bestie. HTTP 429 is the digital equivalent of "sorry, you've asked for too much help today." The irony of wishing "vibe coders" a rate limit error is pure evil genius – like watching someone's IDE crash right before a demo. Those who actually know how to solve problems without pasting entire error messages into ChatGPT are sitting back with popcorn, watching the chaos unfold.

When your passion for anime and your career collide. Crunchyroll's frontend devs are basically getting paid to build the ultimate shrine to their obsession. Talk about living the dream—writing code by day, binging the latest season of Attack on Titan by night, all while claiming it's "research." The ultimate work-life balance doesn't exi—