The Cruel Plot Twist Of Development Life

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The Cruel Plot Twist Of Development Life

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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY OF DEVELOPMENT LIFE! You spend your entire existence battling the IDE setup - wrestling with credentials, fighting dependencies, and sacrificing virgin RAM to the configuration gods - only to realize the horrifying truth: now you have to actually WRITE CODE. The audacity! The betrayal! It's like climbing Mount Everest only to discover there's an essay due tomorrow. Who knew that after the 7-hour authentication nightmare, we'd be expected to do our ACTUAL JOB?! The nerve of this industry!

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